1:13 PM
Husky Downs
Roll up your sleeves, tie the noose around your arm, tap it a few times and prepare to inject more crack - I mean coffee into your blood stream intravenously. After all, this is going to be the result of Star-bucks following in McDonald's footsteps and offering free Wi-Fi beginning July 1, 2010.
Damn, that was pretty graphic. You'd think I was a pro or something huh?
However, I am not a crackhead and no I have never done heroine. The movies have taught me such badness and have forever scarred my virgin eyes. Shame on you Leonardo Di Caprio in Basketball Diaries and Pulp Fiction.
Wow, I can't believe I even remember the word virgin. I can't help but giggle every time I say it or read it.
In all seriousness though, this is pretty cool of Star-Bucks to offer their Wi-Fi for "free". After all, as much as they charge for their drinks and once you take into consideration the fact they also put cocaine in their coffee (I kid! I kid!) this is the least they can do. Truth be told, there were reports that their Executives wanted to in fact do as McDonald's was doing which was offer free Wi-Fi. Who said the only thing that comes from McDonald's is high cholesterol?
Inadvertently Ronald McDonald has given you Star-Buckaneers free Wi-Fi.
I knew that over sized, goofy footed, perverted, in need of some soul-glo for his red jerry curls dude was created for something.
Now, before you go setting up your study group or texting your booty-call to meet you at your local Star-Bucks to partake in such free festivities - check with your local store first as they are rolling this out to just 6,700 stores.
Weak sauce huh?
There are some other interesting facts about this marketing ploy by Star-Bucks. Check it out at USA TODAY below my fellow "Loungers!"
2 comments:
don't you think coffee is bad for health???
Yes, that's why in jest I call it crack. I don't care for it.
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