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Husky Downs
You know how sometimes there are headline innuendoes that crack you up, yet when you actually click on the article or read it the content had absolutely nothing to do with innuendo itself?
Yeah, well this is not one of those times. The picture is deceiving as this truly is about a product that can "potentially" help men with pre-ejaculation.
I know, I know - I thought the same thing - GET A LOAD OF THIS!
I thank the good Lord everyday that this is not something I have to worry about. When the kid on "American Pie" kept blowing his load early because the foreign chick was so damn hot - I couldn't relate. I mean, at least not to the premature ejaculation part(s). However, this is actually a serious problem for millions around the globe and quiet frankly it's sad. For some odd reason a song by Eazy-E just popped into my head, "Gimme that...that...that nut!."
The article below goes into detail about the drug known as PSD502 - a lidocaine and prilocaine (Como What?) based spray that is said to improve a man's ability to hold it in by 5.5 seconds. The aforementioned drug has been tested on 556 men, with an exposure of 23,000 during a period of 3 months. Apparently the spray is sprayed on the glans 5 minutes before sexual intercourse. For the medically termed impaired person, 5 minutes (guys) before you hit that, you actually got to pull it out (the spray that is) and douse yourself.
A little spritz n' spray goes a looooooong (5.5 seconds) way.
WARNING: There are two side effects.
- 3.1% of men actually had a loss of erection.
- 5% of women who had intercourse (did the no pants dance) suffered a burning sensation.
As Paris Hilton would say, "That's hot!"
Once again, thank you Jesus for giving me the libido of a rabbit, the ejaculate speed of a turtles brisk through the desert - all while making me handle it like a puma in heat.
Gracias a dios, Amen!
If any of you readers happens to be unfortunate and you have such a problem, let me bust something out right quick for you to read. Oops, I apologize for my poor choice in words. The link below may help with your problem.
Also, for anyone interested in more details about the article which goes into further details about these scientists, I have provided the link below as well.
2 comments:
Like someone would really stop making out to spray themselves. lol Can you imagine what your girl would be thinking if if was the first few times.
Is it really that important. Dude just shake it off give a couple seconds and go at it again!
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