Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Are you still LOST? I Know I Am!

This show sucked. I just want to put it out there that I am not a "Lostee" or whatever dumb name people call people who watch this show. I'm sorry, but I am not of the population that needs to be confused to be "tricked" into thinking a show is good - simply - because I was confused. Make sense? See - I can do it too!


My disdain aside, this show was popular and it had a huge following. Keep in mind, so did David Koresh and Adolf Hitler. The few episodes I did watch, I must admit, had me on the cusp of getting interested...but then, it would take a turn and just lose my interest. On top of that, I couldn't get over the fact that the fat guy on the island seemed to keep getting fatter. I would tune in a few seasons into the show and no matter what, the dude kept gaining weight. What's up with that? If there was a secret ration of food - Ding! Ding! - he knew where it was. Otherwise, they did a horrible job of making the show "real". Also, all the religious references ultimately never came into fruition. There were Star Wars references as well, which ties in with religious references once again. In the end though - it was like a female stroking the male shaft and then stopping just before release.

Can you say - Sopranos?

Either way, friends I know who were avid followers couldn't help but walk away from the last episode with blue balls, yet still content with the show overall. Talk about a great parlor trick by the script writers, producers and network. They created an illusion in the minds of those hapless sheep who followed their show and made the millions feel that it's okay to please themselves to alleviate the blue ball feeling - week after week.

I don't know about you - but at some point I would think people would like to finish without having to handle it themselves FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Any how, for you blue ballers - check the link below. It's in in depth look at LOST and likely has some information on the ending that you haven't heard or read.

2 comments:

Chub Johnson said...

dude, you talk about that which you know nothing about. First off, the fat guy did have a secret food ration stash/place. Secondly, the religious aspects of the show all came into fruition. Did you watch the season finale? If not, feel free to check out a great review of it at www.chubjohnson.blogspot.com lol!

Anonymous said...

Never seen an episode. Sounded like a boring Gilligans island.

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