California Is Where It's At

Every morning as I am ironing my clothes for work, I watch the Channel 5 news and everyday, for the past two weeks, I hear about how bad the weather has been in the mid-west, and on the east coast. I feel for them, I really do. After all, living in California has many perks, celebrities, beautiful beaches, beautiful women half naked, great variety of food unlike any other place (New York is close), and while the majority of the country is covered in snow – my week has looked like this…

Yes, I love California and quiet frankly, I do not see how people choose to live anywhere else. I don’t need to have all 4 seasons to enjoy my life. When it’s 60 degrees here, I’m spoiled, because that to me feels as if I were in the snow; sad but true. If anybody is reading this and you’re in the mid-west, or east coast, I’m pretty sure you wish you could be like Freddy Krueger, and reach through the computer and choke me out Chris Brown-like. I can’t help it though, us Californians are spoiled.

Sue me. Oh wait, that’s a California thing also.  Ha! Ha!