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Husky Downs
The goal no man wants to put his ball in - or anything else for that matter.
Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has created something far worse than an atomic bomb, chemical warfare or even AIDS. Inspired by a woman who was raped, this doctor has created a monster - a condom for women with jagged teeth!
Is it not bad enough that braces for teeth exist?
Reportedly, 30,000 of these penile piranhas, made by Axe are currently being distributed at the World Cup in South Africa. So if any man thinks he can rape a woman in South Africa, he'd better have a Kevlar "cock-a-saurus rex" or he's going to get cut worse than Freddy Kreuger profusely scratching his crotch.
As if the condom having jagged teeth is not enough, the condom is made to latch onto the penis, while cutting it up, and the only way it can be detached is by going to see a doctor. Obviously, in this way, it would help catch such men who attempted to rape a woman. The good doc has said that after the World Cup, he plans on selling these condoms for $2 each.
So much for only having to worry about Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) and braces gentlemen.
Here's the full article for more details.
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